The worst fisherman ever
Do you know someone who is the worst fisherman ever? You ever get out fishing with someone who thinks they are the best fisherman ever but you know their not?
Well, I think we all know someone like that!
Do you have close friends who you think aren’t really that great fishermen but they have all the luck in the world? They put together these really funky fishing contraptions and they get lucky as hell and catch fish.
Now it’s not because we think they’re the worst fisherman ever it’s just that we know for sure that WE ARE better at it than they are! Right?
What makes someone the worst fisherman ever anyways?
Here are the results…
Top 10 Reasons Why You May Be The Worst Fisherman Ever:
Can talk a lot about fishing but can’t tie the fisherman’s knot.
Goes fishing with 3 dozen minnows and end up coming back with the same 3 dozen. What a roadtrip!
When ice fishing he fails to make sure the ice auger is sharp enough to cut into the ice.
Seem to get more snags than fish!
Are we cooking the minnows for diner tonight?
Leaving your fishing rods by the river, driving home and hoping they’ll still be there the following weekend.
A rather large pike ate my fishing license Mr Conservation Officer!
Fish finder, underwater camera, live bait, $10 fishing lures, still no fish!
Ties a snelled hook to a spinner then to a lure and tops it off with both a worm and minnow creating a world class fishing contraption.
Figured out after a 2 day fishing trip, I spent more money of fishing tackle then all accommodation, travel and eating costs combined.
I’d like to add to this list so if you know anyone of anymore reasons that make for the worst fisherman ever then please post your comments…


